Memorable Chick Flick Quotes

I am a self diagnosed Chick Flick Junkie. I am willing to admit that I have a problem. Chick Flicks are admitidly my drug of choice, it's an addiction. When I can't get my hands on another chick flick, a chick flick-esque book will hold me over, I may not be happy about it. But I'm willing to deal. My favorite part of chick flicks is quoting them with friends while everyone looks on thinking we are crazy. (Crazier than we already are, mind you) So without further ado, my favorite Chick Flick quotes from my three, top watched movies:

 

 

Edna Turnblad: Well, I had a dream that I would own a coin-operated laundromat but I came down from that cloud real quickly!

 

Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words?

Link Larkin: Kiss my ass?

 

Wilbur Turnblad: This heart only beats for size 60.

 

Link Larkin: Sorry little darlin. Hope I didn't dent your 'do.

 

Penny Pingleton: Plastic little spastic.

 

Corny Collins: Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school? You'll never get to college but you'll sure look cool!

Gracie Hart: Donut Nazi.

 

Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous, you want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to hug me... You want to smooch me... You want to...

 

Gracie Hart: I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, AND I'm armed! Don't MESS with me!

Stan Fields: Miss Rhode Island, please describe your idea of a perfect date.
Cheryl "Rhode Island": That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.

 

Victor Melling: Your hair should make a statement.
Gracie Hart: As long as it doesn't say 'Thank you very much for the Country Music Award'!

 

Victor Melling: [teaching Gracie how to glide] See? Glide. It's all in the buttocks. Don't I look pretty?
Gracie Hart: It takes a very secure man to walk like that.

 

Eric Matthews: Just imagine that she's me and there's something you wanna know but I don't wanna talk about it. What would you do?
Gracie Hart: You want me to beat it out of her?

 

Regina: Get in loser, we're going shopping.

 

Betsy Heron: Where's Cady?
Chip Heron: She went out.
Betsy Heron: She's grounded.
Chip Heron: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?

 

Cady: I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.

 

Karen: There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!

 

Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

 

Gretchen: That is so fetch!

 

Cady: Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

 

Janis: There are two kinds of evil people in the world... those who do evil stuff, and those who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything about it. 

Raise your hand if you've ever been personally victimized by Regina George.